Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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