i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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