I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
party gras won. party gras always wins.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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