are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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