Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
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I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
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I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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