marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
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i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
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He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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