just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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