I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
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should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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