Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
