Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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