I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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