bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
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What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
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The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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