You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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