You were right. It hurts to walk today.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
you mean i was at the winter classic?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
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I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
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Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
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