I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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