hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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