haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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