we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
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you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
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Can I color on your dick again?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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