please come you make the beer taste better
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
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he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
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A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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