I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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