if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Randomize
