ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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