idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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