Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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