We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
pop tarts are not kleenex
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
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I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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