don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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