I'd wear matching sweaters with you
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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