Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I was not drunk enough for that final.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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