You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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