dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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