That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
