doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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