how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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