how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
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Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
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He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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