let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
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words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
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I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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