I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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