I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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