clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
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She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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