Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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