what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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