i jhust puked up my retainher.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
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after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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