He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
this is an emotional support booty call
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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