I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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