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this will be a night to untag.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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