today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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