Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
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He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
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Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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