My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
what day is it and did you see me today?
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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