normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
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So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
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I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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