Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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