Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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