WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
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You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
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Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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