STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
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Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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