yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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