You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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