Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
You dont lie about slip and slides
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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