Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
We just shotgunned beers for America
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
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i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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