I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Drunk is not a location!
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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